What you are about to read will never happen. It doesn't matter how much money you contribute, how many brilliant minds you stuff into a cramped room to make the idea comprehensible, it will NEVER happen. Though the mind is free to create whatever scenarios it can, even it is fully aware of some ideas that poison the mind and endanger it. This is one of those ideas.
In 7th grade, I began work on my most ambitious project to date: Spongebob Squarepants in an adventure through time!!!! (Spongebob: Trapped in Time!!!). Originally written to be the next bestselling novel, this version is the film adaptation. Our hero Spongebob retreats away form society when a mistake at the annual fry cook games costs him the gold spatula and a life of happiness working at his favorite job. Nearly everyone in Bikini Bottom insults Spongebob for his mistake, and so, Spongebob decides to stay in his pineapple until it rots. Just when all hope is lost, his friend Patrick encourages Spongebob, through much comical complication, to experience the outside world again. Reluctantly, Spongebob does until waltzing into Plankton's clunky restaurant, The Chum Bucket, where he and Patrick uncover Plankton's latest diabolical device, a time machine! Plankton goads the two bestest buddies to go into the machine, only to be teleported back in time, back to the days of Ancient Egypt. Spongebob's adventure takes him on a rampage with a flying car of the future, getting swallowed by a Sphinx, makes him and Patrick the last ones remaining when the Titanic splits open, accidently kill a few gladiators and lion fish in Rome, wonder about their lives as they run away from the battle happening in Gettysburg, and inadvertently cause the end of the universe which, since it's a Spongebob movie, they somehow repair and make it back to the present. The adventure features an impressive combination of classic cel animation and CGI(Computer Generated Imagery) in the designs of the future buildings of Future Bottom and the Titanic, as well several other set pieces such as the kickass flying car, and the Sphinx which somehow comes to life and has functioning organs. It's a PG-13 rated flick so it features intense cartoon violence that might frighten a tot or two, some profanity, and a few low-brow jokes.
Why it will never happen: The idea, although practically understandable for standard saturday morning cartoon fare, is far too ambitious to ever be produced. Imagine me, in 7th grade, lacking of any kind of friends, rushing home every day after completing his homework, booting up his computer to write the next chapter of the Spongebob epic that would cement his place in history. Even with that kind of determination, it would never be picked up by anyone, and trying to make a blockbuster film of this degree would require a budget larger than for the making of Tarzan, the most expensive animated movie to date. It's also a fairly risky feature in trying to tell a coherent story that mixes in high-speed dramatic thrills, suspense, and pitch-perfect comedy all in one. It's also risky for even being more violent than a regular animated movie and for being more risque. Also, even with Spongebob, the market film companies are chasing after these days are CGI features, leaving the cel animation features to be left in the dust. The reason I would ever write a story like this was because of my disappointment of the promise of a Spongebob special(Dunces and Dragons) that ended up only being 30 minutes long. The movie would run for about two hours, again something almost unheard of for an animated movie, but if the Spongebob creators were risky enough to make a character like a walking, talking sponge, then maybe this idea might work. It's such a large idea that I will spend more posts talking about it, but in the near future.
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
The Presenters (Season 1)
Originally created in 10th grade.
Let's place ourselves several years in the future where this is a reality. The Presenters is the name of my animated sitcom, releasing in 2034. From the first thought I ever had about this ‘series’, I wanted to create an show designated to be the successor to The Simpsons and South Park while fusing the elements of both shows and Seinfeld/Curb Your Enthusiasm. The series runs every Friday at 9 pm on HBO. The Presenters is a show about an animator named Harold, his lovely wife with no name yet, and his 15-year old son, Hal. They live in Los Angeles, California in a quaint little suburb. Harold's personality is very similar to Larry David's on Curb although he is more confident and less impulsive than Larry is. The wife has been a difficult character to write about since I'm aware of the sitcom mom cliches and even she still feels like an artificial character at the moment. Some of the activities that she and Harold do for fun are fantasies that I occasionally dream or wonder about. Same for his son, Hal. Despite being 15 years old and relatable, I have a tendency to hate teenage characters so that might explain why Hal isn't involved in most of the episodes. Later, I'll feature posts that further elaborate on the episodes mentioned below since the short description is only a sampling of each episode. For me, this is a major post that, two years ago, I never would’ve imagined myself making but the time seems right. This show is only for adults so some episodes have inappropriate content. Read with caution.
P101-The Goddamn Pilot We are introduced to Harold and his family, a quirky yet relatable bunch. A chance occurrence at Harold’s job causes Harold to get the opportunity of a lifetime.
P102-The Dinner Party Harold, a week into getting his new job, invites his only friend, Tom Flounderman and his boss known as the Editor, to his house for a dinner party. When neither Tom nor the Editor can show up, he hastily invites three random workers who pretend to be his new friends.
P103-The Double Date When Hal’s double date hits an unexpected delay, Harold and his wife take advantage and go on the double date instead. The date goes well until Hal and his mother get to an unexpected emotional breakthrough and discuss their feelings at an ice cream parlor. Meanwhile, Harold and Hal’s date, Shelley, go to a movie theatre and practice tongue kissing techniques.
P104-Abbey Road Harold gets a new assistant named Abbey Road and is oblivious to Abbey’s undying affection towards him until Abbey kidnaps Harold and locks him in a closet to be a part of a ménage a trois with Abbey and the local chess champion.
P105-The Therapist Harold begins his therapy sessions, discussing his many problems with nail polish and picture frames, until the therapist rudely interrupts him and mentions his failing love life which Harold agrees to try to help out.
P106-The Car Accident Harold gets into a car accident and is forced to walk down the 405 while trying to remember how the accident happened, trying to deliver an important package to the closed post office, and trying to deliver a gallon of milk for his wife.
P107-The Teaching Job Harold’s wife finally gets the teaching job at the local elementary school, and after some ‘advice’ from Harold, she begins her job. After two weeks in her seemingly blissful career, she winds up in the middle of a love triangle with the bisexual 1st grade teacher and the 4th grade teacher who’s been struggling to come out of the closet.
P108-The Book Tour Harold reaches unprecedented levels of success when his first animated short is posted on YouTube and is critically acclaimed by everyone. When the publicity tour is announced by the animation company, Flowers United, he is all but excited when he realizes he will be interviewed by Reader’s Digest. But he first must have an interview with Cosmopolitan which he is all but nervous about.
P109-The Assistant Harold is approached by Hal’s ex-girlfriend, Kiki, for a job during the summer and after being baffled by her ignorance towards animation, gets Kiki a job as his wife’s assistant. The choice unexpectedly ruins Harold’s reputation and his sex life.
P110-The Funeral The family heads out to Michigan for Harold’s best friend’s funeral. Harold decides to change his eulogy into a standup routine that offends nearly everyone at the funeral.
P111-Impact at Mach 5 Harold goes back to his old middle school to visit his art teacher. He listens to the selection of music offered by the class and is appalled. He promises to create a new mix for the class, which he enlists his friend Tom to do. Tom downloads a sound file called Impact at Mach 5 which ends up being an audio clip of a publicized sex tape.
P112-A Trip with Mr. Hanks Harold goes on a bus trip and winds up sitting next to his favorite actor, Tom Hanks and they have a long conversation about their lives.
P113-Pause, Go get the Batteries Harold gets fired from his job due to an intense rivalry with renowned animator Reni Danlau, and Hal suddenly begins failing his classes. All goes well until a good-intended trip to Home Depot leads to a halt in the family’s future plans.
I remember when I was biking with my neighbors up a hill and a thought came across that advertised the Rugrats video game on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. There was no such thing but I was excited to tell everyone about it. Same with this show. For every seemingly random thought that came across my mind in high school, this was the first concerted effort that actually had potential in it, and the characters are just such a blast to write about and to explore their limitations and possibilities. I have 'created' other shows such as an adaptation of Sonic Advance 3, and temporarily wrote episodes for Spongebob Squarepants. Anybody can safely say that they've also written episodes for their favorite show but it's never in the same quality as the show itself but that should never be a reason to stop. Even if it's the most ridiculous thing ever conceived, somebody will be able to relate to it. You'd be surprised at how huge your intended audience actually is.
Let's place ourselves several years in the future where this is a reality. The Presenters is the name of my animated sitcom, releasing in 2034. From the first thought I ever had about this ‘series’, I wanted to create an show designated to be the successor to The Simpsons and South Park while fusing the elements of both shows and Seinfeld/Curb Your Enthusiasm. The series runs every Friday at 9 pm on HBO. The Presenters is a show about an animator named Harold, his lovely wife with no name yet, and his 15-year old son, Hal. They live in Los Angeles, California in a quaint little suburb. Harold's personality is very similar to Larry David's on Curb although he is more confident and less impulsive than Larry is. The wife has been a difficult character to write about since I'm aware of the sitcom mom cliches and even she still feels like an artificial character at the moment. Some of the activities that she and Harold do for fun are fantasies that I occasionally dream or wonder about. Same for his son, Hal. Despite being 15 years old and relatable, I have a tendency to hate teenage characters so that might explain why Hal isn't involved in most of the episodes. Later, I'll feature posts that further elaborate on the episodes mentioned below since the short description is only a sampling of each episode. For me, this is a major post that, two years ago, I never would’ve imagined myself making but the time seems right. This show is only for adults so some episodes have inappropriate content. Read with caution.
P101-The Goddamn Pilot We are introduced to Harold and his family, a quirky yet relatable bunch. A chance occurrence at Harold’s job causes Harold to get the opportunity of a lifetime.
P102-The Dinner Party Harold, a week into getting his new job, invites his only friend, Tom Flounderman and his boss known as the Editor, to his house for a dinner party. When neither Tom nor the Editor can show up, he hastily invites three random workers who pretend to be his new friends.
P103-The Double Date When Hal’s double date hits an unexpected delay, Harold and his wife take advantage and go on the double date instead. The date goes well until Hal and his mother get to an unexpected emotional breakthrough and discuss their feelings at an ice cream parlor. Meanwhile, Harold and Hal’s date, Shelley, go to a movie theatre and practice tongue kissing techniques.
P104-Abbey Road Harold gets a new assistant named Abbey Road and is oblivious to Abbey’s undying affection towards him until Abbey kidnaps Harold and locks him in a closet to be a part of a ménage a trois with Abbey and the local chess champion.
P105-The Therapist Harold begins his therapy sessions, discussing his many problems with nail polish and picture frames, until the therapist rudely interrupts him and mentions his failing love life which Harold agrees to try to help out.
P106-The Car Accident Harold gets into a car accident and is forced to walk down the 405 while trying to remember how the accident happened, trying to deliver an important package to the closed post office, and trying to deliver a gallon of milk for his wife.
P107-The Teaching Job Harold’s wife finally gets the teaching job at the local elementary school, and after some ‘advice’ from Harold, she begins her job. After two weeks in her seemingly blissful career, she winds up in the middle of a love triangle with the bisexual 1st grade teacher and the 4th grade teacher who’s been struggling to come out of the closet.
P108-The Book Tour Harold reaches unprecedented levels of success when his first animated short is posted on YouTube and is critically acclaimed by everyone. When the publicity tour is announced by the animation company, Flowers United, he is all but excited when he realizes he will be interviewed by Reader’s Digest. But he first must have an interview with Cosmopolitan which he is all but nervous about.
P109-The Assistant Harold is approached by Hal’s ex-girlfriend, Kiki, for a job during the summer and after being baffled by her ignorance towards animation, gets Kiki a job as his wife’s assistant. The choice unexpectedly ruins Harold’s reputation and his sex life.
P110-The Funeral The family heads out to Michigan for Harold’s best friend’s funeral. Harold decides to change his eulogy into a standup routine that offends nearly everyone at the funeral.
P111-Impact at Mach 5 Harold goes back to his old middle school to visit his art teacher. He listens to the selection of music offered by the class and is appalled. He promises to create a new mix for the class, which he enlists his friend Tom to do. Tom downloads a sound file called Impact at Mach 5 which ends up being an audio clip of a publicized sex tape.
P112-A Trip with Mr. Hanks Harold goes on a bus trip and winds up sitting next to his favorite actor, Tom Hanks and they have a long conversation about their lives.
P113-Pause, Go get the Batteries Harold gets fired from his job due to an intense rivalry with renowned animator Reni Danlau, and Hal suddenly begins failing his classes. All goes well until a good-intended trip to Home Depot leads to a halt in the family’s future plans.
I remember when I was biking with my neighbors up a hill and a thought came across that advertised the Rugrats video game on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. There was no such thing but I was excited to tell everyone about it. Same with this show. For every seemingly random thought that came across my mind in high school, this was the first concerted effort that actually had potential in it, and the characters are just such a blast to write about and to explore their limitations and possibilities. I have 'created' other shows such as an adaptation of Sonic Advance 3, and temporarily wrote episodes for Spongebob Squarepants. Anybody can safely say that they've also written episodes for their favorite show but it's never in the same quality as the show itself but that should never be a reason to stop. Even if it's the most ridiculous thing ever conceived, somebody will be able to relate to it. You'd be surprised at how huge your intended audience actually is.
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