The Twentininth One

My second semester of college began a few weeks ago. Rather than talk about that, I'll continue another forgotten tradition of the many funny/depressing things people say in their normal lives. I have noticed how much more defeatist some of these quotes are, but sometimes, facing negativity is the only way to prevail in difficult times. Well, maybe not the only way. Acknowledging it at least makes it easier to swallow. Enjoy these quotes for now, think about them or don't.

A)+Try to keep a positive spin on-
    -BAH!
B) The end of time is near, about a trillion of years near.
C) I hate everything. Today, at least. I don't know what I'll hate tomorrow.
D) The wheel of life continues to spin on a flat.
E) +Where do you find a lot of lives?
     -I don't know. Where?
     +The casino.
F) Laughter is our medicine. It can also be our suicide pill.
G) +What do you mean it technically wasn't a date?
     -I'm not sure.
H) +(overheard) I feel like such a bitch sometimes.
     -I hope you get your bitchiness cured.
I) We all walk into love blind, but eventually, we all find our glasses.
J) +There's a lot of memories in here; this is where we have our brains watered.
    -Wait, did you say watered or slaughtered?
K) He's metaphorating with chocolate?
L) Every smile is a lie.
M) Squares aren't squares without circles.
N) I'm tired but that shouldn't surprise anyone.
O) My dream in life is to piss off a lot of people.
P) Ha-ppiness.

More quotes to be posted soon. Special thanks to Arley Rodriguez, Gary Rodriguez, Eric Eisner, Christian Wargo, and Random Person #1 for originally saying the quotes.