Completed Writing

Here, you will find stories, poetry, academic papers, and retrospectives written by me over the years.

Stories:
Parental Guidance Suggested
Accident on Freeman Ave.
Short Story
A Polychromed Sequence
Words That Don't Stop
Degas' Laundresses
Citrus Providers
Middleness
Semaphore (1st Draft)
No Left Turn
Anger Management
Fredrick

Poetry:
Stories: #7
Persuasive Essay
Artist's Statements
Leaving Dust Behind
Pink Elephants

Essays: 
The Only Part I Remember From The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly 
Everybody's looking at me: The Neurotic Character in Literature
Being Told to Hold the Controller
Isolation in Early Summer: A Vague Exploration Into Something Dense 
Security in The Exorcist: A Disruption of the Domestic Ideal
The American Jew in Annie Hall and Zelig

Retrospectives:
An Anthropomorphic Hedgehog's Birthday
Summer=Chicken Plate
Another Comedy Routine
You're Not Gonna Open With That, Are You?
The Comedy Journal (of Certain Observations)
Video Gamology-A Review
The Presenters Box Set


Here, you'll have quick access to other blog posts that can't be categorized as easily.

"Mental" Notes: posts about ideas still in the fermentation process but with no intent of completing in the near future.

The Freshman Years: Pts. 1 and 2
The Composer
Unrelated Sentences
More Unrelated Sentences
Nothing's Happened to You Yet!
My Father Lives Here

Ideas That Will Never Happen: an experimental format that explores childhood ideas under an adult lens and why, even with support or a monetary budget, it will never be made.

Vol. 1: Sonic vs Big Daddy
Vol. 2: SpongeBob-Trapped in Time!!!
Vol. III: Video Gamology-A Film
Vol. Cuatro: Sonic vs the Dark Emerald

Here are the #'d posts, done when titles cannot properly classify a post.
The First One
The Third One
The Fifteenth One
The Twenthird One
The Twentieighth One
The Twentininth One
The Fortisixth One
The Fiftisixth One
The Sixtininth One
The Seventithird One (Guest post by Spencer Burton)

Here is the "official" database for all things [The] Presenters, including short episode descriptions and entire teleplay drafts(if they ever get written).

Season 1: Introduction and Description
#1: The Goddamn Pilot 
#6: The Car Accident
#-12: A Trip with Mr. Hanks

Season 2: Description

Season 3: Description
#5: A Trip to Route 666

Napkin Notes: Unused Ideas

Now What? - a record of life in college.

#1-Introduction
#2-Registering information...
#3-Progress...10%
#4-The Phonograph-I mean, Record Player
#5-I Shouldnt've (Insert Stupidity Here)
#6-This Room Keeps Getting Bigger
#7-A Death in the Family
#8-Fixing the flat
#9-Departure
#10-Pessismism and the American Dream