The First One

Background: The following are random quotes heard around the city and in my own mind. As a post, it is very unorthodox, but knowing how consistent I tend to be, I’d prefer to begin with a casual post then bring the stuff. Not that the following isn’t bad, it’s just different. I would like to thank my friends who have begged me to begin a blog since they first read my writing. It’ll be interesting to see how the blog develops over the summer and throughout the first year of college. Each post will have information on its location and origin, and a few sentences that further elaborate on the post. Comments and any kind of criticism are welcome.

A)+What do you find inside of a dissected fish?       
    -Guts?      
    +Caviar.
B) I scoff and laugh at that statement.
C) I didn’t do anything. I was just screaming.
D) I have twins that bring only misery and displeasure.
E) +Are you guys on a date?      
     -Yes we are. (Casual arm-shoulder connect) We were talking about the universe imploding so that would be like getting to second base.
F) You go down the passageway-oh wait. It’s a hallway. I don’t know why I said passageway.
G) +I thought that being overly sensitive would be my most valuable asset.      
     -Why? Because it made others feel sorry for you?      
     +NO! Well…yes.
H) I can’t do freestyle. I’m too self-conscious.
I) I’m a 33 year old in a 24 year old’s body! What does that even mean?!
J) +What was the point of pg. 86?       
    -To get to page 87. Realistically, I can’t see any other way to do that.
K) You’re smart. Why can’t you think of something stupid?!

More quotes to be posted soon. Special thanks to Arlill Rodriguez, Gary Rodriguez, Justin Bretter, David Dubin, and Spencer Eichler for originally saying the quotes.